Cybertrucks were fyre back then.

Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’

They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.

i wish all introverts the cancelled plans they deserve

In a row?

Next week’s ep: Wife Guys

Late Harvest Joba Chamberlain

4:43 am tee time

Betting this was Hastings

One of my roomie’s friends was drunk and fell down in our bathroom while he was pissing. My roommate was cleaning it up with a wet paper towel and then drunkenly ran his pee soaked hand across his lips without realizing it.