I offended my colleague greatly by teaching them how to make naan. Pretty much "you combine the usual ingredients you would use for naan until you get naan" ...which I grant is the opposite of helpful, but is also true!

"They're cookies...what do you want, a fucken owner's manual?!"

You know. You just know it's going to be exceptional.

Sending you Healing Vibes in this time of great upheaval!

Week 10 with spinal and sternal fractures and I can sit a little stupid. As a treat.

WHAT ELSE WILL THEY TAKE FROM US, GOD DAMN

Should you wish to sample them your own self...

YES. These are tradition for anyone in the eastern shore... Pistachio squares (uses a whole tub of cool whip), and strawberry squares (so... Much... Jello)

I wish to sample the forbidden pumpkin juice

In Gaelic "uaine" is used for the blue/green of supernatural things. My ancestors foretold this uncanny property of baby shower squares. This pudding is uaine. This is heritage. Gaze upon it and see it for its majesty.