Flying through Heathrow and need to buy a belt? No problem! You can spend £80-£200 at Gucci, Louis Vuitton, or Boss. Your sole lower budget option are belts embossed with ludicrously large SUPERDRY lettering in leather. Sorted.

I think what I’m indirectly asking here is for Accessorize to start selling men’s accessories.

I need to know who is buying luxury goods at the airport, the place for being disgusting