AIIEEEEE! Holy SHIT, what did I just step on?! Shit shit SHIT, it went right through my fucking foot! Somebody call 9-1-1! Get some Neosporin! Who left this fucking thing in the yard??
Upvoted for Inspector Lestat.
“Grandpa? I found all these cool pictures…When were you on Eagle Island?” “It was before the War, Tommy. I was a bush pilot and adventurer.” “Awesome! What’d you do?” “Ohhh, flew around. Ate fish. Screeched. You know…Eagle stuff.”
At least Dershowitz kept his underwear on.
How can we pass on family values to kids raised on TV, addicted to the internet, and in thrall to consumer culture? Well, as this film shows, one way is to become a really lame super hero, and run around an insane asylum without benefit of proper foundation garments until you sprain a breast.
When Marvel movies get Detention
(SOBBING QUIETLY TO HERSELF) Fine! Go on you little tramp, STEAL my man! I have no time for love anyway, because I'm NURSE OF THE NORTH WOODS, and somewhere out in that vast wilderness, there's a spotted owl who needs an enema.
By the fifth film it's become a sex farce entitled CARRY ON CLOWNING. (The final film in the series will be adapted from the long running West End farce, NO CLOWNS PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH.)