A cool thing about parenting in the Internet Era is my kids can ask a question like "what does lava look like?" And I can show them tons of videos of erupting volcanoes

God so good. Crush these losers

The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

I could've used all this advice in grad school. Thanks for putting it out there

I would have simply stabbed his leg again and put another lizard. 50% chance they breed and evolve into a new leg-dwelling species

What the hellllll

Thanks buddy I appreciate it. But what's up with that pot of boiling water next to me on the counter??? 🤔

I'm the little crab. Just being held

Hi! It’s literally me! I’m the publisher at @thebarbedwire.bsky.social and we are very seriously looking at buying some Infowars assets. Alex Jones has been a cancerous influence on the state I love and call home since before I was old enough to buy a beer. It’s time to right some wrongs.

We're on vacation and I had to stop her from giving this dinosaur a hug