asking chatgpt if it can give me one million dollars

nothing says love like my mother walking into the room with a sweet treat for me & no words exchanged

me (who is really normal): i would kill myself for Regina Spektor

i love going into the bathroom after a wonderful smelling lady

just pissed what felt like a world record time

neurotics anonymous

why does every Toronto band have 10 members and the most perfect violin sections

i could never do heroin because i'd be really addicted to it

lots of weird looks from 'the homies' when i brought out a carrot and started munching at the function

no sadly