Let's see how the "Natural Party Of Government" is doi- oh good lord

Tories: A FOETUS IN EVERY UTERUS, WE NEED DELICIOUS YOUTH TO HARVEST yes the human population of earth is 8 million but we don't mean attracting young families here we need babies of CERTAIN SHADES OF A DULUX COLOUR CHART Also Tories: Ew, you want 'time off'? Just give baby to the au pair!

"Women had more children before maternity leave" well you certainly can't argue with that. With that, you maintain eye contact, back away slowly and attempt to put a table between you and that.

Yesterday she was complaining that someone was deliberately sabotaging her chances of becoming leader. Turns out it was her.