私've 決ed to 始t 書iting 私y 英語 with some 漢字 in it, just to 見ee 何 起ens. The 振ri仮名 will be a bit 恣意的 at 一st, but that's 大丈夫. Nothing 始ts 完璧. 個人的ly, I 思ink it's not too 悪, I 出来n 読ead 何 私've 書itten here without much 難ty, but some 人 might not 好e it.

的ly is a bit otiose 芋

am I having a stroke, this was comprehensible?? (chinese speaker here)

読める、読めるぞ！

S[he] Be[lie]ve[d]

Was that supposed to be Mandarenglish?

as a 中文 讀er 謝s i hate 它

Why the “e” on 好？

No matter how many times I read the 1st sentence, it always comes out as I've, with no 違和感 whatsoever. Maybe you're onto something...

If you're not writing like this, can you really call it 日本glish?