The tax on cell phones in 1893 was actually zero, like the framers intended.

Don’t you know that bad things never happen in Scandinavia?

Between this and the open-casket Jimmy Carter birthday party, The Onion is making me feel terrible for laughing just like the good ol' days.

What kind of NES Baseball Stars name is Framber?

Err, a “V”. Duh

Weezer touring the Blue Album for the thirtieth anniversary made me dry up and blow away like I drank from the false grail.

Icon is a white background with Y in the middle over a black circle

Hard shoes are boomer bullshit. Cool sneaks are the way to live.

Fave paints? Slapchop or traditional? Airbrush primer or rattlecan? Pretty much any painting tips you got I'm all ears!