It’s alright to want to have nice things, and to buy them for loved ones as presents. It’s how you go about it that’s makes it a problem or not. In short: Everyone should be a champagne socialist, champagne is lovely.

My suit is from M&S don’t they have a Royal Warrant?

Hopefully not huge, he’s quite an averaged sized kinda guy, isn’t he?

All of the above? I would have done all of the above…

The wife of a friend is a “hypnobirthing practitioner” thinks that childbirth is over medicalised and we don’t need all the equipment, drugs etc. The hypnobirthers want to be allowed to call themselves midwives. Related: my daughter would be dead if not for a proper midwife and an ambulance.

So… My usual retort to people complaining about decimate bring used incorrectly is “which month is December?” Can’t wait for Christmas to find out…

Didn’t the Knights Templar invent something a bit more modern than “messenger with bag of gold”?

And to solve the game you had to type on a keyboard “put all the fluff in the bowl of petunias” Yes grandad… let’s get you back to bed…

Oh… sunak sacked Braverman (very rare for an actual sacking not “resignation” at this level in UK politics) Now David Cameron has been made a Lord and brought back into Cabinet unelected, by an unelected PM. I pick my times to opine about how it gets worse each time…

In the UK, it’s been Theresa May, Boris Johnson, whatshername, Rishi Sunak after each one went I’d thought how can it be worse and each time it’s been much worse. If you don’t vote and vote against your vote has half the power.