SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?

I’ve been learning about the stock market and how it works and whatnot, and my findings are that these things aren’t really anything

I feel like we as a society experienced covid, but we’ve been avoiding reckoning with it.

The biggest lie in America.

Oh no, my new car knows I farted in it for the first time.

What if ghosts are real but they can’t tell between bugs and humans? So we just rarely encounter them

Sheldon on TV just triggered Siri on my computer The future can't be like this

Do they have special toilets on big long plane? Like lovers’ toilets for those that desire intimacy during such a long journey

How many "yo mama" jokes do you think Yo Yo Ma hears?

Holy crap you weren’t kidding on the high res