I picked up a children’s guide to the EU in a French service station and the UK leaving was simply a bullet point on the chronology section.

Sad, but true.

And after skim-reading it once, French children will know more about the EU and how the EU works than David Davis, Dominic Raab, and Steve Barclay ever managed to figure out between them.

Yes, but did the leaflet include Greenxit- Greenland leaving in 1985?

Hey look! The crazy English did something crazy.