LARRY: Hey let me ask you something. <sotto voce> Dwarf women. The beards...is it a cultural thing, for them not to shave? GIMLI: It is a cultural thing, yes. LARRY: Because I figure with the mithril...I mean, this is not Gillette we're talking about. This is, this is Orcrist the Goblin-cleaver.

LARRY: So Annatar, Giver of Gifts, he's handing out these rings, and I'm thinking, this guy gives me a ring, I've gotta remember to send him something next week. A card. Wine? Pipe-weed? JEFF: Absolutely! LARRY: So I stuff myself into a barrel,