At this point in life I’m ready to play a game as an NPC villager. I’ll say one of my four lines of dialogue if prompted. Otherwise I’ll just be standing outside near the door of my home. You can go inside if you want, I never do.

If you're in Minecraft you just have to go 'Huurrhh?' in a vaguely quizzical tone, pretty sure I could do that in exchange for an easy life

The stress of being a quest giver though. "My daughter went missing two weeks ago while taking our crops to the market 300m away. Can you find her?"

If you attack my chickens too many times a chicken swarm will appear and kill you

I keep 25 gold in a treasure chest in the hallway, and a health potion on the bookshelf. (The books are all single-sentence snippets of world history).

I always like to pretend that the NPCs in games are actually doing lots of things, but as the player of the MC I'm not privy to that information so they're visually static.

“We don’t get many folks like you ‘round these parts.” *arms hover slightly by body, my entire torso make a subtle wave* “We don’t get many folks like you ‘round these parts.”

I've got a quest for you, paint my fence for this plate full of blintzes.

Mornin‘! Nice day for fishin‘, ain‘t it?

1. Welcome to my humble shop! 2. What are you looking to buy? 3. Of course i'll buy those four hundred broken arrows for fifty gold.

Better work on your “OoOOhh”, and “hoo-HOO!”s in case you end up in a Nintendo game