I know exactly what would fix me and it’s someone holding me and kissing me so deep we both have to come up for air after

This feels extraordinarily out of season for my usual bouts of existential ennui, I’m a little unsure what’s causing this

Literally everything is at least mildly irritating to me today. Kids, basic life care tasks, music, TV, all of it.

We suffer together.

I’m leaving for a work trip in a week and I could not be happier to have a couple days without being asked 84,000 questions an hour by my youngest

Wake up in the morning like FUCK P.DIDDY Grab my glasses, I’m out the door I’m gonna hit P. Diddy

I still can’t get over having hair long enough that I can feel it move when I shake my head after a lifetime of the same short hair. It’s so nice!

I mean, just look at this Blast Processing monster.

Probably one of these.

NEW ANBERNIC RG35XXSP

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The Genesis Model 2-Sega CD 2 combo is hard to beat, but I think this narrowly tops it.