Wind turbines are most efficient when they are fucking massive it turns out, some sort of physics power law involved
Repeatedly cloning his ex-wife and the clones keep divorcing him
Most professional programmers just spend the day writing code that just glues other, bigger systems together. Some have a chip on their shoulder because they spent 4 years in college learning super efficient sorting algorithms they never get to implement
The washing machine
I read a book about the hunt for the Unabomber and it’s 15 years of the cops sitting round a pie shop in San Francisco until the Unabomber’s brother writes a note to them saying “it’s my brother by the way”
Ooh, atheism
You might die trapped under a barbell but at least nobody will be there to witness your embarrassment
lol, didn’t they think snot was brain fluid leaking out
It will be funny if he has to lose the election every four years until he dies
I think it’s because they take turns with the ball