Presidential debate should be “which candidate can figure out how to open a PDF first”

He’s in his second stage, he’s immune to bleed now. Probably give poison a try next

It’s the perfect airplane movie, absolutely no subtext

Damn monkeys paw

I always get Klute mixed up with Krull which is very different vibe

Ha ha still got the student loans though

Elon hopes to fulfil his biggest dream: not actually having to spend any time with his kids

Humans know how many fingers they have. AI just knows fingers tend to appear next to other fingers.

Procurement software is so Byzantine and unreliable, I suspect it’s deliberately designed to delay outgoing payments

A massive collection of usernames the user has typed in, and if they use a password manager, the passwords too!