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just some guy, you know?
@secretpotato.bsky.social
yeah, yeah, we all knew it was just a matter of time. how many potatoes do you know, anyway? if this could be a locked account it would be. i'm gonna pretend it is, mostly. same as i ever was.
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i keep discovering that people who i had assumed were Markedly Older than i am because they seem like, you know, *adulty* adults, are in fact fairly close in age to me. it's starting to make me feel like maybe i stunted my own growth at some point and now i'm just desperately immaturei keep discovering that people who i had assumed were Markedly Older than i am because they seem like, you know, *adulty* adults, are in fact fairly close in age to me. it's starting to make me feel like maybe i stunted my own growth at some point and now i'm just desperately immature

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ok, but it must be asked: whomst amongst us is thinking after doing yuletideok, but it must be asked: whomst amongst us is thinking after doing yuletide

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my mother in law, with whom i have a…difficult relationship… is fully eating popcorn about the us elections, and intermittently emailing me about her thoughts on the subject. i am working so, so hard to have Reasonable Conversations about this, but also: [unhinges jaw; screams]my mother in law, with whom i have a…difficult relationship… is fully eating popcorn about the us elections, and intermittently emailing me about her thoughts on the subject. i am working so, so hard to have Reasonable Conversations about this, but also: [unhinges jaw; screams]

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i've been largely absent of late for [i'm fine], BUT i have returned in no small part because i woke up this morning and abruptly remembered that there is NEW BULLSHIT from my father, and i was so taken aback by it at the time that i forgot to say anything.i've been largely absent of late for [i'm fine], BUT i have returned in no small part because i woke up this morning and abruptly remembered that there is NEW BULLSHIT from my father, and i was so taken aback by it at the time that i forgot to say anything.

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i sort of wish there were more positions available, jobsearch wise, that were not either 'leverage [bullshit machines] to generate great content!' or 'help spread information and understanding at the national centre for action about [bad thing that has affected me, personally and specifically]'i sort of wish there were more positions available, jobsearch wise, that were not either 'leverage [bullshit machines] to generate great content!' or 'help spread information and understanding at the national centre for action about [bad thing that has affected me, personally and specifically]'

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ok well. it's taken me like…let's say close to two weeks to figure this out. but! the reason i am having such a hard time eating—as in conveying food to my mouth—lately is because the middle finger of my left hand is fucked up, and you're not going to _believe_ what i need in order to use cutleryok well. it's taken me like…let's say close to two weeks to figure this out. but! the reason i am having such a hard time eating—as in conveying food to my mouth—lately is because the middle finger of my left hand is fucked up, and you're not going to _believe_ what i need in order to use cutlery

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@ouinne.bsky.social hello, today is your birthday!! happy birthday to you, my beloved friend; i hope you get so many little treats about it 💕

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hey if anyone was wondering how the weekly call with my parents went, my father wonders if i've ever thought about buying a househey if anyone was wondering how the weekly call with my parents went, my father wonders if i've ever thought about buying a house

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i'm not engaging with a bad (factually incorrect) political take from like twelve hours ago, where is my medali'm not engaging with a bad (factually incorrect) political take from like twelve hours ago, where is my medal

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no babe, evergreen throws their stuff into the suez canalno babe, evergreen throws their stuff into the suez canal

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just some guy, you know?
@secretpotato.bsky.social
yeah, yeah, we all knew it was just a matter of time. how many potatoes do you know, anyway? if this could be a locked account it would be. i'm gonna pretend it is, mostly. same as i ever was.
54 followers42 following1.3k posts