the! little! feets!!!

Never forget when Kris Kristofferson vaporized Toby Keith. Sleep well, Kris.

PSA FOR PEOPLE AFFECTED BY THE HURRICANE Most insurance providers have a clause for spoiled food. Especially in times of disaster, it is a no questions asked payment of $200-$500 to recover food lost to power outages or other disaster spoilage, but you have to call up and request it!

"Hey, my shoes are talking too." "Don't worry. We won't hurt you. We only want to have some fun."

Calvin’s dad thought leader

OK...the NWS Bot collection is now fully populated and ready to go. I'm sure bugs will come up along the way, but I think it is 95%+ stable. There's an index page at nws-bot.us including a map (borrowed from NWS) to find the right bot for the area you want to follow.

The indirect benefits of free lunches

These are so lovely.