Link us to that source, bucko.

LOL! You are soooooo gullible! Of course the local police are going to deny, deny, deny! Normally, I don't do people's homework for them, but I understand that the collusion of the MSM is all over this, lying for the left cabal, so, here you go, genius: x.com/i/status/183...

Because here is a local source saying you are a liar: www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/springf...

Springfield police say no reports of pets stolen, after viral social media post

The Springfield Police Division said Monday morning they have received no reports related to pets being stolen and eaten.