quaking with twink rage

such veracity, friend of the channel

french email signatures are so extra Prithee, please, dearest reader! Find attached the sincerest and most distinguished of my salutations! Please know they wish you wellness and the utmost of good health! Signed, your dearly beloved colleague, me. Do tell, could I be of any more assistance?

i knew you once, and it was nice

sighs dramatically, like a victorian maiden

Obama if he slayed: uh, let me be queer

sounds weird, but it's true

build gender from source

i regret to inform you that we redact the prior statement, on official advice from the Holy Authority of So True Bestie we apologise for all inconvenience caused with this administrative error. please take our sincerest apologies

i regret to inform you, "so true bestie" is *not* part of the means of production