Labour Party staff are traveling here to volunteer for the election, I say upon arrival they should be asked “do you agree trans women are women” and if they answer wrong be put on a rowboat pointed vaguely towards Britain with as many cans of baked beans as they can carry and told “good luck”

I'm in the UK, and I approve of this message (if only because they'll never make it back, and we don't want them here.)

Why waste the beans?

Please could you launch the boat from the west coast instead

What a good idea! after all, you don't want to win, do you? MUCH more important that you are absolutely pure. Just fuck off.

Important: no can opener.

Extremely generous and humane policy, I especially enjoy the idea that we give them the cans but they don’t realize there is no can opener until we’ve towed the rowboat out into international waters at the 12 mile mark or whatever.