the ones who advertise to omelas

firmly pro-diæresis here. diacritical marks and ligatures are good actually

thank you~

honestly i don’t know how they manage to do the lighting. even when the rest of the hotel is weirdly designed, the light’s always good. i must learn to harness this power.

roger that, good buddy

right? the tap handle is on the opposite side of the hotel room from ALL THE OTHER WATER!

autoscalers are goofy, film at 11

exactly! you have to finish eating the hot pockets before that happens. it's vital.

do not say the words “air fryer” to me about this, it is a goddamned hot pocket. the box helpfully tells you to air fry them for 16 minutes, ignoring the fact that anybody eating a hot pocket is clearly not going to give enough of a shit to wait 16 minutes

marlo this is BRILLIANT and i just sent it to @halkyardo.bsky.social, who loves this kinda shit