*stapled

I can’t believe you’re using that verb metaphorically. So offensive.

Ah, but then there’s that tricky one percent that’s left over. You have to be a premium subscriber to get that insight.

lol

I remember a maypole dance when I was in school for a year in London. But I’m half-convinced this also happened one time in my Long Island school. (Maybe not.)

So … did you ride a horse to school?

Were you British in Britain or British in America?

Guy who has only read Thucydides encountering his second war: getting a lot of Pelopennesian war vibes from this.

Are you using your blank tile as an apostrophe?

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