I haven't even taken him outta camp yet and he's already trying to fuck and eat me

thinking bad advice was just about a spooky graveyard

I AM NO LONGER A SLAVE TO PANT-POLITICS, MY CHOICE OF LOWER GARMENTS WILL BE INOFFENSIVE NO MATTER YOUR SENSIBILITIES

dont talk to me until ive had my gum!

my nomination

I think you're confusing horses with boxers...

I'm sure everyone becoming irrationally terrified and ignorant of the world around them is normal and good somehow!