do not eat goat kathu anr half a bag of sour patch kids in quick succession
ALT: Jessicasprings0 Cheesepuffs3000 GIF
ALL THESE CANVA PINTEREST CRICUT MERCH-LINE "DESIGNERS" NEED TO STOP SENDING ME VECTORS NESTLED IN 10000 CLIPPING MASKS IM GNONA SNAP
its been a really long time since anyone has built a cult of personality for someone that is cool and good, can we try doing that again?
setting up cubicles in an aircraft hangar, staffing it with 100 desperate twitter artists, making them draw OCs from my dnd campaign in increasingly deranged situations, I march around in full military uniform and bark orders at them through a megaphone
"im eating raw steak and drinking raw milk, im so trad pilled, im so romanstatue.jpg" No. You're eating like a fucking Gaul. Talk to me when you get some dates and garum, pathetic.
she fish on my chips while I bang on her mash
learning about "fujoshi"
as a grown adult you should have at least 1 fucked up freak that you love and hold dearly