The less hair I have the meaner I get, does anyone have a name for this phenomenon? I fear what going bald might do to me. Help.
doesn't matter how clean the fit is once the nb creative writing majors know that you're straight, might as well be wearing a dunce cap
gamers and the gaming industry did not deserve disco elysium, absolute miracle that this game was released, actually one of the most affective pieces of art I've ever consumed I'll be thinking about it for the rest of my life
I AM NO LONGER A SLAVE TO PANT-POLITICS, MY CHOICE OF LOWER GARMENTS WILL BE INOFFENSIVE NO MATTER YOUR SENSIBILITIES
extremely powerful and invigorating to realize you're off the skinny pants/baggy pants ferris wheel and will be a straight cut andy for the rest of your life.
If I was blind I'd be pissing on seats with impunity. No sitting down, no wiping up. Just blasting my shit everywhere without a care in the world.
dont talk to me until ive had my gum!
Gonna become a gum guy, like a cigarette guy. Gonna get a wrigley's doublemint jacket, gonna take gum breaks at work, gonna destroy my teeth chewing 2 packs a day.