By 40 you should have: •Multiple neuroses •Your own sleep paralysis demon •A slow simmering sense of dread •A collection of toys you always wanted but never received as a child.

Describes me 20 years ago.

* check * check * check * check

✅️ ✅️ ✅️ ✅️ I win the jackpot!! 🎊 🎊 🎊 😄

achievement unlocked.

Well, I've got the first and third ones covered, so only a little over four years to tackle the other two, lol.

I'm missing the simmering dread but I think that's because it learned its lesson after I beat it with a crowbar when I barely cleared High School and said 'Fuck it, i wont have money but ill try for satisfaction' ...have not found that yet either, but IM GETTIN CLOSER EVERY DAY

I guess my life is more on track than I thought

I have insomnia instead the demon. :(

Slow simmering? Mines at a rapid boil.