hmmm sounds fake?

this isn't strictly a steddyhands week fic really but it is Halloween-adjacent so... either way.

why didn't the sock garters work to seduce ed on IZZY

I sincerely believe this

stede being baffled that ed and izzy have never fucked is my favorite. reverse jealousy.

...apply to participate? in an event where there's no reason to limit the number of participants??

I do remember finishing the show and immediately going "I need to see Izzy FUCK" and sprizzy never quite did it for me so I suppose it makes sense.

then there's a few weeks of various fluffy/smutty gentlebeard with the occasional Toxic Edizzy and in a month max I was like "...stizzy? perhaps even steddyhands??"

that's good luck!

izzy asking stede if he needs to take off "whatever the fuck this is" and stede is so eager he begs izzy to just go for it...