Every beverage I’ve had today has been caffeinated. I also have a headache. There is no possible connection between one and the other.

❌Pooping in the fenced yard in any weather ❌Even thinking about venturing into the fenced yard in rain ✅Dragging out a leashed walk for as long as possible when it’s pouring rain

But, seriously, these two are fascinating. www.bbc.com/news/enterta...

Be careful: This is how the universe’s cat distribution system identifies soft (hearted) targets.

Are you questioning my sportsmanship 😆? How very dare you, sir?

Just crushing it in thumb wars against fourth graders today

I too have wanted to be able to stream their content. I’d even pay for a television license if it were an option.

I, an over-40, drank wine early in the afternoon, so I’m now experiencing the longest evening of my life 🥱.

Behold, pie! I took most of your suggestions to heart—a 2:1:1 ratio of Granny Smith, pink lady, and honeycrisp.

Somewhere around three I gained a freaked out, four-legged sleep companion.