"Why's this called a "Ceiling Butt Banger?" "Good drinks have terrible sexual puns in their titles. Also the helium bitters cause rapid onset inflation and flotation." "That's just silly." "Mm, perhaps you shouldn't have had three of them then." *sssSssSSSSSS* Seri's Bar!
October! Halloween! Costume parties! Me and my helplessly horny Plus One are all set. I'm rocking a 'Sexy Bloon Cow' outfit and I've bondage blimped a Candy Disposal Unit! Who is it? What an *interesting* question! Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode.bsky.socialpatreon.com/astralantipode
Feeling *old* this evening. Fandoms are never static. Lively ones are dynamic, endlessly reinventing themselves. Evolution occasionally means favorite li'l aspects can fade and vanish. Not a bad deal! Just missing what was and used to be is all. Ex-friends/places, lost to time.
A bubble blow up for Biceptember! Big dumb 'roos with blimp biceps and logos to stretch! Never you mind those creaking noises or that hissing. Seri pressure flexing and bust bulging brought to you by @snao.bsky.social, who tolerates my stupidity on a regular basis!
Look. Bigger and wider shoulders aesthetically allow for bigger and rounder balloon boobs. That's basic Filled fashion science. Trust me, I've got a Pneumatic Degree. Prepared to get buffed. Means we can pump your bustline up even bigger with style!
*Tilts tophat jauntily askew* *Tugs glossy white gloves exactingly into place* *Examines you intently* Tell me. Do you like... dirigibles?
Me: I should post thoughtful n' erudite commentary about life in general. Also Me: I should really post trashy purple plastic bubblehead commentary.
Hey everyone got a surprise second video for you this week! We are talking about some of the discourse around Furaffinity. Thank you @tavimunk.bsky.socialyoutu.be/1jxPWfHgsBY
YouTube video by Ash Coyote
Oh no! You've been transformed into a pool toy and then completely deflated! ... Is it bad that I kinda wanna stuff you under my clothing and *then* overinflate you?