while performing a medical procedure on one of our chickens, the chicken passed out, and i thought she was dead so i passed out. we're both fine.

are you saying she's NOT a sweet widdle punk rock baby?!?

sorta embarrassing to admit but i like the allstate (i think?) commercial where he's like "i'm a bee and i've bumbled my way into your car"

it's always something stupidly obvious too, like "what if there was an affordable way to buy a house?"

i hate when commercial narrators are like "we started with a simple idea"

lmao whaaaaaat

lots of inconsistencies in the tom brady herz commercial cinematic universe

well that was fucking gross - i was clearing my bong and inhaled so eagerly that i accidentally sucked up some of the bong water into my mouth 🤮

holy crap that's iconic