JD Vance is now asking his supporters to engage in rituals involving the sacrifice of children. Ok, that's not literally true, but sometimes you have to make up stories to get the media to pay attention to the harm that Republican gun policies are causing in America's schools and communities.

I've seen many posts saying JD Vance is behind the assassination attempts to get to the top of the ticket

And yet - if we (correctly in my opinion) identify this love of guns with the mores and beliefs of primitive fetishism - it literally is a ritualised sacrifice.

To them, handfuls of kids/grocery shoppers is a relatively small sacrifice for making sure they're armed to the teeth, so when demographic shifts finally end kkkristofascist dominance over the country's governance and culture, widespread murder to reestablish control and subjugation can take place.

Hell, that’s closer to “literally true” than any of the vile garbage he’s been spewing.

(clapping wildly, cheering at you)

No, no, its TRUE! Here's a picture of him *literally* barbecuing the children! We've got him dead to rights!

He wants them to be put atop a couch and then burnt.

You win the internet today. No notes. 👍🏽

This is true- I’ve seen it on TV!

He didn't mean human sacrifice, silly (delicious) goose. In "a little sacrifice," he meant a small semen deposit on the couch. Because sometimes we need to call JD Vance a couch-fucker, even if he prefers to fuck a chaise or a sofa, to highlight to the American people that JD Vance fucks furniture.