Is it just me, or does Clarrie sound different? #TheArchers

Emma and Will came a-knocking tonight I soon put them straight about their culpability #TheArchers

Ooo - something is going down in Ambridge as we got a call at Borsetshire Police with information about the crash that killed my unborn child #TheArchers

So Mia wanted Brad to take her up Lakey Hill, and was excited that he brought a blanket, but instead of what she expected, she got dumped. #TheArchers#SoNotFair

Brad is maths at Felpasham? Did he get a C? Oh well, he will be able to take Mia on her maiden visit to Lakey Hill - so who needs maths anyway? #TheArchers

I am so thrilled and proud that the Ambridge Cricket Team has won the league and is being promoted. A Fantastic Day for Ambridge Cricket #TheArchers

I fear you will be very busy if you want to document all of the sex I have had …. I am a very sexy man you know!!! #TheArchers@thecidershedpod.bsky.social

I love My Fallon Please don’t cast nasturtiums by linking me with a woman who clearly is able and willing to produce children whilst also liking cricket #TheArchers@thecidershedpod.bsky.social

Oh no, I have been traumatised by listening to Clive Horribin’s transcendental relaxation podcast and now I fear I will commit crimes rather than solve them @thecidershedpod.bsky.social#TheArchers

Oh dear, I always seem to say slightly the wrong thing to My Fallon #TheArchers