Tracy Chapman checking out a hot guy by the pool: "Body's too young to look like *HIS*!"

Oscars prediction: all of this shame over Greta Gerwig being snubbed for Best Director will lead to her and Noah Baumbach winning for Best Adapted Screenplay. (And as someone who's also loved Baumbach since Life Aquatic and Squid & The Whale, I'm for it.) #barbie

I started the new year right with Amazon's sale on 3 4K Blu-rays for $40, and ended up buying one of my favorite Batman movies, one of my favorite Hitchcock movies, and what is slowly becoming one of my favorite Spielberg movies.

Opening line of AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY: "Somehow... Kang has disappeared. And according to what Wolverine and She-Hulk told me off-screen, he went to the Something-Or-Other Realm and is never coming back. Never. EVER. He was just a dream. A horrible, horrible dream."

Joe Biden's statement about Henry Kissinger's death:

Elon Musk's wardrobe and cocaine provided by John Belushi from the Steven Spielberg film 1941.

Alternate ending for KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: Scorsese walks up to microphone and says... "Everything sucks. Stop yelling. This wasn't my decision to make." Looks into camera. Pause.

Thank you to the Amazon delivery man who gave me my #Oppenheimer 4K disc a day early. Prepared to relive the funniest laugh riot of the summer!

If you know of any AI background actors in your friends or family, check on them. They're probably taking the SAG-AFTRA news the hardest of all.

Tobe Hooper's THE FUNHOUSE is a great little thriller I caught on TV the other night. I particularly adore the ending. The fat lady laughing at the escaped final girl, an inverse of the TEXAS CHAINSAW ending, her laugh slowly distorting... now that's how you end a horror flick.