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Shaenon K. Garrity

@shaenon.bsky.social

Cartoonist and skiffy writer. 2022 Inkpot winner. Narbonic, Skin Horse, Willowweep Manor. Repped by Brent Siess.

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SKshaenon.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 2:45am

Don’t Have Sex with a Car Triple Feature Christine (1983) Crash (1996) Titane (2021)

Christine. This guy doesn't have sex with a car, at least on camera, but he and the car are up for it.

Crash. These people, on the other hand, are all-in for car sex.

Titane. This lady gets pregnant from a car. That's dedication.

ZDzdroberts.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 2:55am

I LOVED Christine but am still deeply disturbed by watching Titane.

SKshaenon.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 2:56am

Definitely Have Sex With This Weird Thing Triple Feature Possession (1981) Spring (2014) The Untamed (2016)

Spring. If you're in the mood for a sweet, romantic horror movie, this is the one.

The Untamed. Cause you gotta have sex with *something*.

MStoysdream.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 2:49am

That's a powerful message. I'm reminded that I've seen at least three movies featuring cars that run on human blood, not including The Cars That Ate Paris.

JBgearheadrpg.comOct 15, 2024 3:02am

Missed opportunity on the Titane Wikipedia page for this link to lead to "Autoerotica".

The plot summary for the Wikipedia page for Titane. The link from the phrase "has sex with the car" leads to "Object sexuality".

TBtreybushart.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 3:21am

a picture of an escalator with the words that escalated quickly below it

ALT: a picture of an escalator with the words that escalated quickly below it

T40goingon28.bsky.socialOct 15, 2024 3:10am

I won’t stand for this The Counselor erasure (maybe the worst movie I’ve ever seen) ew.com/article/2013...

Cameron Diaz has sex with a car in 'The Counselor': Why?

Shaenon K. Garrity

@shaenon.bsky.social

Cartoonist and skiffy writer. 2022 Inkpot winner. Narbonic, Skin Horse, Willowweep Manor. Repped by Brent Siess.

3.3k followers3.5k following3.3k posts