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Academician Prokhor Zakharov
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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
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Can't get the press to ask about that $10M bribe from Egypt to Trump but they'll ask Arnold Palmer's kid about her dead dad's dick

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Got 'em!

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"ohhh i hate these AIs" "we should smash these robots if we see them" i see but as soon as a robot calls itself a hitchhiker, suddenly your ENTIRE CITY gets SMEARED for doing what NEEDS TO BE DONE

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First thought.

Still from Archer. An Italian prime minister sits dead from multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, his wrists tied to the chair, he is wearing a skin tight full bodysuit.
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Still weird to me that one or two of his brothers after gerting deposed from whatever king-ship Napoleon I gave them, moved to like, Delaware.

"TIL a grand-nephew of Napoleon was US Secretary of the Navy

Charles Joseph Bonaparte"

(Black and white photo of a balding man with a large mustache with a general vibe of "I am French but actually Italian")
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from tumblr, i presume. Referencing the classic tweet by Patricia Lockwood (https://x.com/TriciaLockwood/status/1108102037072433153):

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison"
factoid actualy just statistical error. average
owner spends O years in prison. Miette's
mother, who kicked her body like the football
and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an
outlier adn should not have been counted
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APshake1n1bake.bsky.social

3am, post gunch

tumblr screenshot: ask-me-about-loom

this is my how the grinch stole christmas oc, the Gunch. he's the grinch's brother but he has a gun

his theme song is called "holy fuck it's the Gunch"
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SOacerbicotter.bsky.social

everyone who thought they were fully autonomous General Dynamics style bots, please line up on the right for the wallet inspection

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These details are horrific — a white man falsely claimed he was assaulted by a Black man and randomly pointed to Tyron McAlpin, who is deaf and has cerebral palsy. Phoenix police proceeded to punch him in the head 10x, tase him 4x, put him in a chokehold & charge him with felony aggravated assault.

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Academician Prokhor Zakharov
@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
257 followers261 following1k posts