Are you KIDDING? that little hat?! 🩷🩷🩷 I need that outfit

My cat ate my shoelace so I stole these from Kamala Harris.

unfortunately “no no please don’t mute my opponent” is extremely funny

Found a good backdrop. She's not amused.

This is the best looking vegan pizza I've made

I made burger buns.

I want a mute button for brightness.

I find it unreasonably hilarious that without knowing or remembering my apt# or name they knew just enough about me to identify me as the type of person to drive an ancient pickup truck with a pride flag in the window.

I just lent tools to my dwnstairs neighbor and then went home without realizing they didn't know my apt#, so when I realized that they were moving OUT and they were already gone, I panickd until I saw a plastic bag on my truck.

Tofu scramble on toast