Sometimmes i make me and weef this burger i call the shallurger and its really fucking good this one was particularly photogenic

Screen is so much more fun to use than I remember

I work for pokemon company they gave me this. I cant believe its real

There will be a third hurricane after this one and it will simply put the state underwater

It is so awesome that a hurricane hit here and everyone was like “damn that was a nasty hurricane lol lot of damage here” and then hurricane 2: Even Fucking Bigger hits a week later

I just woke up, got dressed and drove an hour to work only to walk all the way to the front gate and realize i never grabbed my wallet so i can’t even get in. i think i have to kill my self

“This risk of rain run is so boring! I wish there were a floating opponent of some sort to bring life to this drab atmosphere.” The humble Lesser Wisp:

Cave story!!!!

Tried trader joes orange chicken today. This shit fucks why didnt anybody tell me