just really think that we, as a society, should be a lot more embarrassed we let elon musk get this far

If you’re having difficulty coming up with a name for your business and you’re a man then why not use “*insert business service* guy(s)”

I tried this without sleeves at first and my arms felt like roasted weenies on a Fourth of July picnic #aerialsilks

Shout out to my 5 followers, y’all are real ones

I love going to the chiropractor for that sweet sweet dopamine

My chiropractor is saving my life 😭

Make up your mind Jesus you can’t keep resurrecting and dying

This is the reflection I see when my phone screen goes dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How can I not take a picture with my main man Garfield?

Who else thinks about fight club when the airplane lifts off and when it lands (and I mean the book)