I once worked as the Kool-Aid Man. It was an inflatable costume with fans inside & battery packs. The batteries ran out once. I started deflating in front of kids. I had to run to the back but couldn't see well, running into grocery shelves & knocking cans everywhere, it looked like I was dying.

That sounds so freaking hilarious I can imagine it but I also feel bad for your struggle at the time

Masterpiece.

"OH YEEEEEAHHHH" *hears air hissing/suit starts caving in* "OH NOOOOOO"

Should have just yelled “Oh yeah!” Every time you hit a shelf. The kids would have loved it.