playing Devour with two of my mods tonight. Join us at 8pm CST to see if i piss my pants *spoiler alert* im probably going to piss my pants twitch.tv/shawnsolobeats

What I would look like if scientists and doctors weren't fucking cowards

Nah, I'm better than you

a cartoon of a man holding a gavel with the words " this statement is false " below him

ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a gavel with the words " this statement is false " below him

Welcome to BlueSky

twitter has been fully uninstalled so now yall are stuck with my bullshit over here

just a few pictures of me

I love this so much

Ew there's already people acting superior that they've been here longer than new people. Grow up nerds.

I'm so glad we're friends

Okay but why's the Boogeyman in 1999s "Don't Look Under the Bed" got bars tho?