Looking for a buddy to jelk balls with

figured you'd continue to post out of pocket stuff

Based

I’ll jelk balls with you, bestie. I got the jelkingest balls in the West.

Jelq maxxing lets fucking gooooo

get this guy a buddy

Is this what got flagged for promoting self harm?

Oh jelk? I thought you said elk. *I turn around and leave, disappointed. An eerie high-pitched squeal can be heard from in my pants.*

Hi I'm right here

if i had a dollar for every gay post shia has made i would be BRINGING IN FUCKIN STACKS BRO

a man is talking on a cell phone while holding a large stack of money on his head .

ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone while holding a large stack of money on his head .