Finally came to realize that the reason my mom made me return all the cool witchcraft books to the library was because I suggested we use real blood and flesh during communion. I was 12.

You know you're the oldie on the team when asked about insomnia. I had no idea it was an application used for API reporting. 💀💀💀

Just kidding all she's fine

Haven't heard from her in a while. Let's hope she's passed out and not dead. 🫢

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Finally tuning in to the #Phillies game after helping younger sis with hurricane tips and emotional support 🥹

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Go Flyers instead? 🤪 I'm a Nuggets fan haha

To all the #Phillies fans on Bluesky, thank you for cheering on the team with me and hoping for a better 2025. 🫡

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Well dammit 😮‍💨 Lindor grand slam and Mets lead 4-1

Whew it was foul. Also what's up with Hoffman? #Phillies

Had to retrieve my grubhub order a la Nate Bargatze (see his SNL opening monologue) because they delivered it to the wrong door 😂

Whee, the #Phillies got a run!!

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