I will hike up this sand dune for one White Claw and a hot dog

good afternoon

my dad let me watch his Dirty Dancing VHS from Columbia House three times before he finally said, "I don't think this is a movie for kids."

It's just the worst case scenario lullaby

Singing along to Feelin' Alright Or making it by under pink moonlight

coming over to clog up all your toilets

the only shorts available for middle aged women look like pantaloons

this was unexpected

joined Bluesky to remind you of Jodie Foster films you forgot existed