really can’t emphasize enough that there is no actual evidence that the shape of the presidential race has changed

Wait wait wait wait wait. You're yelling me MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME is actually entertaining as hell, and everyone's been lying to me all these years?!

Frantically flipping through this to find a comeback after a teen calls me a “humor-encyclopedia-having ass”

The Harris campaign the last few weeks has had serious Hillary 2016 vibes and that is deeply concerning, even if you think that her loss was largely due to media bias beyond her control.

It's DAMN good

The thing about undecided voters is that at this point, they’re all just Homer saying he doesn’t approve of Sideshow Bob’s Bart-killing policy but…, and I don’t really know how you campaign to that

jd vance could not be doing more to telegraph that they don’t intend to govern democratically in the least

crucial reminder that if Kamala Harris loses the election it is not going to be because of any particular policy choice, because Americans mostly don't vote on policy, and instead will because Americans decided again they didn't want to vote for a woman

I don't recommend watching the clips from TFG's rally in Aurora today but I assure you, it is hardcore straight-up no-qualifier Nazi shit; the entire Trump campaign is now non-stop "murder the unclean people" 24/7

The media: Wokeness is an unnecessary overreaction. Also, the media: *constantly questioning an extremely accomplished WoC’s qualifications and abilities by saying she has to “prove” herself *