Shit, I'm being sued 😬

66-Year-Old Nebraska Woman Sues All Gay People

The seven-page handwritten lawsuit is titled Driskell v. Homosexuals.

I love handwritten complaints.

LAWYER UP

wowzers

I'm a biromantic asexual who is transfemme/nonbinary/gender???. I'm in a relationship with a mostly cisgender woman who is also biromantic asexual. Do I need a lawyer? Am i going to need a defense? I am so confused. Help.

I wonder if she's going to complain if the flag in the courtroom has a gold fringe.

May I represent you? I'm not a lawyer & zero legal experience, but my handwriting sucks.

Hand written 😅

If she was awarded $2 per gay person she’d be incredibly wealthy.

“I’m Spartacus!”

a group of people are sitting in a field with a horse in the background

Alt: Scene from the movie “Spartacus” a group of people are sitting in a field with a horse in the background, Spartacus stands but as he does so two other people stand, saying “I’m Spartacus”and then more and more people stand stating “I’m Spartacus!”