damn pepito make up your mind

1. a guy who was sprinting across the gym to do flying side kicks into the heavy bag 2. a guy who spent at least 4 minutes sterilizing a shoulder press, frame and all, only to do exactly one set, walk outside, and drive away

seeing gum in the urinal has me seething for like half an hour

hell yeah looks super clean

Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.