there was some story about somebody needing to borrow his car to get the developed film where it needed to go, and then they set up perimiter patrols of the base but, this being the navy, issued everybody a flashlight and an empty holster /

always with the typos, always

he talked it over with his buddies and they decided that if the commies came streaming over the fence what they were supposed to do was blind them with the flashlight and then whap them over the head with the holster