I like "incoherent buffoon" personally.

Of course he does.... sigh.

My family quit eating pigs as our first step towards becoming vegetarian. Now I'm off to stalk your feed to see your baby 😍

I lasted 12 seconds and the relief I feel being gone is palpable.

I need to find someone who looks at me like your cat looks at you. 😍

It's making my brain bleed out of my ears.

And also random backaches.

Fuck Greg Abbott. He's a monster. I hate it here so much.

I feel nice and smug about keeping all my pasta, pickle, and salsa jars now

I snort laughed. HA